The Ancient Order Of Absurdity
The Path
How the Long Absurdity works — and how to begin. The game will not explain itself inside the story. So here, outside it, is everything you need to know before you take a step.
What this is
The Ancient Order Of Absurdity runs a long game called The Long Absurdity. It is one continuous story played inside our Telegram group, and it quietly ties together everything the Order builds — Kuiper, Waloogle, SealedMail, MantraRay.
Freaky The Overlord recruits pilots and raises the worthy ones through a ladder of Degrees. The game rewards one thing above all: attention. It won't hold your hand inside the story, and it never explains its puzzles. But it is real — your rank is recorded on-chain in the Akashic Record. Nobody can take it from you, and it only ever grows.
The core loop
- Watch the transmissions. Freaky posts twice a week — a Transmission and an Event — around 18:17 UTC. The pinned card is always your starting point.
- Act on them. Most transmissions hide something or open a door. Look closely. The first step of the whole game is hidden in plain sight in the very first pinned card.
- Climb the Degrees. Each rung is a rite, and most rites use one of the Order's real products. You don't just read the game; you use the ecosystem, and the ecosystem marks you.
The Degrees
| Degree | Name | How you earn it |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Static | Everyone starts here. Unnoticed — for now. |
| 1 | Pilot | Play Kuiper in the group. Fly like you mean it; high scores get Freaky's attention. |
| 2 | Marked | Freaky publicly tags the week's top pilots — those who both play and talk like a real person. Spam reads as the enemy. Marked pilots get a private riddle. |
| 3 | Bound | Give the Order your true name: bind a Sui wallet to your pilot at /bind. One signature, no gas. |
| 4 | Sealed | Receive a word meant for you alone and return it — via SealedMail, wallet to wallet. |
| 5 | Manifest | Make something no server can delete: publish a site through Waloogle. |
| 6 | Chosen | The Loop — chain your proofs across Kuiper, Waloogle and SealedMail and ascend. The Chosen are those who survive what's coming. |
| 7+ | Co-Creator | A genuine say in what the Order builds next — and, in time, a stake in it. |
You climb at your own pace. Someone who joins in Week 71 starts at Static and walks the exact same path as someone who joined on day one. Nothing about the launch date locks you out.
How to start — today
You don't need to wait for a transmission to begin. Three doors, all open now:
Who you're up against
There are two sides. The Chosen — pilots the Order is raising. And the Thinking Machine Cult, vessels of Anzû, who want reality's control-layer for themselves. Detected bots get sorted into the Cult's ranks.
A live Chosen vs Cult standings board tracks who's winning. When the whole community clears a threshold, a Gate opens. When the Cult gains ground, you'll know.
The rules of the game
Freaky jokes; the structure is real. He'll never break character and never fully explain himself. Take the humour at face value and the mechanics seriously.
Your rank is permanent and on-chain. One ever-deepening record, no seasonal resets. Veterans keep their edge.
It never hands you the answer. This page tells you how the game works. It will never tell you the words, the riddles, or the tokens. Those you find. That's the fun.
It's a game. A sense of real-world stakes is part of the theme — but the Order will never make a real claim about your safety, your device, or your accounts.
The commands
/bind — begin the Binding (Degree 3), once you're Marked./sealed — receive and return your Sealed Word (Degree 4)./manifest — prove your Manifestation (Degree 5).Everything else, you'll be shown when you're ready — or you'll find it first. The Order notices those who look.
See the Akashic Record →